can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

(via notsosecretlyavampire)


stereofeathers:

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

(via wholockian-at-hogwarts)


canadad:

can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many are in denial of their child’s condition

(via professionalscarecrow)


I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

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fishfingersandcustardandafez:

silentauroriamthereal:

peacelovehappinessandwriting:

jamesfactscalvin:

mrshudsonstolemytardis:

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.

Wow

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shippery:

aka im a terrible person

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2014 so far

essencse:

creepypasta-reader:

the-coolest-cat-in-town:

phampants:

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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July:

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August:
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September

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October

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Stop this

NEVER

(via fictional-daydreamer)


monochromepanda:

liveeverything:

How to Avoid Feelings: a lesson by Pooh

(via once-upon-a-natural-who)


I am more than a number
but this term, my GPA tells me I’m a 3.2.
Spend all your afternoons studying,
who cares, it wasn’t fucking good enough in the end.

I am more than a number
but this weekend at the mall I was a size 8.
The jeans cut off circulation to my legs
but who cares, I’d lose limbs to stay thin.

I am more than a number
but yesterday afternoon I was a big, red 70 on my paper.
I couldn’t find time to study between my tears
but who cares, break down in the girls’ bathroom and get back to class,
who cares, mental health never meant shit to anyone.

I am more than a number
but next week I will be ranked top 10 in my grade.
Everyone will look at me like I’m a genius, like I’ve broken the barriers of human intellect,
they will say “you don’t even study, you’re so smart”
who cares that you’ve had daily anxiety attacks since school started a month ago, who fucking cares you’ve dedicated the best four years of your life to this shithole so you could get out and live the next sixty in this bitter world with a few extra bucks at hand,
who fucking cares.

I am more than a number
but right now I am sixteen 10 and 2.
I am 12 years of standardized test grades and a GPA out of 4.0
I am nothing but broken attempts to be what they want me to be.
I am endless hours of studying and countless tears.
God forbid you ever know my name.
I can never be good enough, no matter how hard I try. // k.c.w. (via dreamingtravesty)

(via sitdownyourerockingthetardis)


crafts-are-my-specialtea:

elidyce:

androgynistic:

is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”? 

I nominate ‘I’m eggshell fine’. Currently whole but easily crushed again.

spreading this around…let’s put it in the lingo, plz.  

(via steam-train)


tardisblue-pandas:

Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling

(via theunconstantmoonmoon)


selenoscope:

reyairia:

70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face

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true story

true for drawing

true for video editing

true for writing

just true

(via bandgeek1101)


knightsgambit:

fyeahflutes:

swagarolli:

flutes players need to breathe

flute players need to breathe 

flute players need to breathe

fluTe PLAYeRS NEED TO BREAHTE

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no

the soften part is where the flute players begin to die off one by one

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